Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 08, 2022

Could that someone be Mack The Knife?

Black dark scary beady doll like eyes . Any body else like sharks?

She wasn’t wrong.

…for lunch.

Oh I sea.

He’s Strong, Dark (dark-eyed), and Handsome.

Okay, Handsome is subjective … but you gotta admit he’s pretty sharp.

She has always JAWSen the wrong guys and ended up BRUCEed…

♫♪ You got fins to the left, fins to the right

And you’re the only bait in town ♪♫

—Jimmy Buffet, Fins, 1979

Didn’t you hear the music?

In my gocomics list of comics I follow, this is the 3rd dealing with the future one way or another. Thought maybe July 8 was some kind of “future” observance day, but can’t find anything. Just coincidence, I guess!

You might not survive the encounter.

Yikes, she never mentioned a fin….

Well, she wasn’t wrong….

It’s not the truth because truth is stranger than fiction.

Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

Oh no, not another lawyer.

Don’t you hate it when they’re right?

Don’t ask that guy for a loan !!