Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 04, 2022

Flying fish

Yoda fish

It must be a Salmon Abagnale.

You might need a herring aid.

“Cash me outside”

A certain fish here sounds a little off key – how about he just tun-a fish.

Go ahead and foul hook him.

Sorry Charlie, he wants tuna that tastes good.

Sometimes I stand in front of my aquarium eating a Tuna sandwich…

… jusssst to let ‘em know who’s boss!

…only the best tuna, Charlie!

Going fishing with a rod and reel with a spool of wire, electric blasting caps, and sticks of dynamite.

Big Mouth Billy Bass added a song to his repertoire, “Can’t Catch This.”

In the US, we eat what we can and what we can’t eat, we can. In Jolly Olde, they eat what they’re able and what they’re not able, they tin.

Reality CHECK PLEASE …!

(surely this comment has appeared before)

Frank Abagnale trying to con a fish … just like most of we Wisconsin anglers.

That’s the Tantalizing Tuna Taunt Tactic. We will write that on your tombstone Fishy. Where do they bury all those tuna bones anyway ?

You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can’t Tuna Fish.