Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 31, 2022

It was all fat anyway!!

He should write Harry Potter prequels with his noseless self as Voldemort.

Adam, no more late night deluxe pizza for you!

now THAT is what I call a horror movie ! o_O

Nothing to sneeze at

Nothing to fear, common childhood trauma: “I got your nose”

He looks better without the nose!!

The worst thing about allergy season, is that one way or another it is always allergy season

If I were his nose I’d want to escape him too.

that old village people song comes to mind: in the nasal

Better than sneezing some other body part off.

You know what’s worse? Yawning to the point of a Charlie Horse. The first time that happened to me my whole face locked up. Hurt worse than a football to the Family J’s. Thank god I was stopped at a turn signal!

“Have another drink, it’ll make you feel better.Have another drink it’ll make you feel fine…”

It’s a potato

Next up: Adam coughs his head off.

Well, da doze doze…

つ…

Such an improvement in looks….

That honker is a terror….

Rebuild better!

Well, now we know that a noseless Adam is a little scary to look at.

Nose terror? That’s a new one for me!

If I was that sneezy, I’d be grumpy.

Actually, you don’t look that bad without your nose…..

That’s a lot of terror.

More likely to blow out your eardrums if you try to stifle a sneeze. Let ’er rip!

that’s your body telling you to go see a doctor.

Makes you wonder what John Wayne Bobbit dreams about…