The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 07, 2022

Apply powder, blush, and concealer on her whole body during makeup sex.

“Ars gratia artis”

What he doesn’t know is that the paintings were originally supposed to be done four months ago, but a faulty smoke detector set off the sprinkler system that day.

So the artist had to schedule a make-up studio rental session to create those pictures.

Arthur’s big fault was to assume to excess.

Actually, he was hoping for a makeout artist.

She didn’t just make that up!

Then you have the Industrial Arts teacher who paints pictures of industries!

Kohl

Her name is Maybelline?

If she painted pictures of soldiers, would she be a martial artist?

When he said he had a high wire act, she just assumed …

[He works for the power company.]

Never A$$/u/me

she can become a great artist with just a few cosmetic changes…

Lest you need reminding what the word assume means. “Assume’ makes an ‘a$$’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’.”

Her:- My name is (whispers) Estee

Him:- Louder!

Make sure it’s dermatologist tested.

I said May Cup artist! https://benchmarkpatches.com/collections/may-cup-collection

She must break up a lot to make-up.

then there is this woman who uses the lipsticks as the paint https://abc13.com/lipstick-artist-painted-with-katherine-mason-breast-cancer/11126473/

She doesn’t look like a CoverGirl. :)

I bet she doesn’t like your tie and assumes you are west middle eastern.

Not enough concealer.

ah… the vagaries of the English language; neverending source of humor

Andy Warhol would be proud.