Close to Home by John McPherson for July 06, 2022

Finally—A real slugfest!

“Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt!”

Slug fest

Owner of the winner gets to eat the loser!

why do I feel some people did this for real

Bleeb should be in the center ring as referee. “1, 2, 3…..You’re OUT!”

Do they butt heads? Is one permitted to use its foot? Is sliming allowed?

Mmmm, slugs! They taste just like snails, and you don’t have to shell ‘em!

A slug fest that goes at a snail’s pace.

Florida has an invasive Slug problem. Huge!

The one on the right is overmatched, but he has a slugger’s chance of getting a knockout.

Wrap your left eye around the opponents waist and hit ‘em with your right

Wait until Michael Vick finds out about this.

I wonder if a snail could take a slug in a straight up fight.

That explains why Bleeb was missing from yesterday’s comic: he was at the slugfights. Whew! That’s a relief.

Watch out for the French dude with the bowl of drawn butter…

This competition has been slow in developing a following. :)

They should be seated, this fight will last for days

like to throw some salt on this one

Main card… Heavy Weight Championship….Carlos, the Banana vs Amazon Sanchez

The punchline is WAY too obvious.

More like a SLIME fest!

Hmm, I would have called it the SLIMEY world of slug fighting.

Organize it and people will bet on it.

Is one of them named “Sluggo”?