Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2022

“Rise into the sky, blot out the sun, and doom us all!”

That’s tellin’ her, Birdie!

…cartoon birds are cool…

…I’m going to call this one Piper…

…Piper was never what you call a good egg…

…but good birds never make history…

…of course her friend here, George, is the sad sack in the Charlie Brown mode…

…(she usually ends up with egg on her face) …

…really…

..it’s a running gag…

…not to be confused with a runny egg…

…Piper has a catch phrase…

…You first…

…this knowledge is imparted to me in the great Bathmat encyclopedia…

…volume VI…from 1978…

…viewed by many as the last great encyclopedia from the Bathmat factory…

…Diet Mountain Dew…

…now with Extra Extra…

Women’s libbird.

Live by the law, die for the law.

First Sister,! She was a seamstresses for the city pigeon parks.

Or so you seam.

It’s been done. Wall Street, 1929.

Insolent raven! Go back to Poe’s chamber and argue with him.

Over time, Teresa has laid a few eggs on this strip, but it has never deterred her from her pursuit of lameness perfection.

So, I see the budgies are beginning to talk back to Sister Teresa of Perpetual Lameness.

Chirp-Chirp has …umm… chirped …!

( what’s next? )

Talk about sending mixed messages. Should it fly or lay an egg? Surely you are not asking for both at once? Or are you looking for egg on your face? Perhaps it would be an improvement.

Let Birdie be! Go back to being a backgrounder in Spy vs. Spy! There is no market for blackened Sister here. Only lameness flies here!

Hey bird, the word is chirp, the lawman Wyatt Earp, what is the perch is to do, did done.

Heart ❤️ to ❤️.