Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 09, 2022

Visited Roswell. Never seen again.

Just a suggestion to Hinds: if you are out of fresh ideas which might be relevant then it is okay to go back and rehash a rerun or 2 as I am not sure anyone cares about Kyrie Irving right now……

Feels the NBA just doesn’t respect him as a person and feels hurt by that.

Solidarity with Antonio Brown

I’d love to see a commentary on Space Jam 2.

“Uncle Drew II’…can’t be any worse than Space Jam 2…

I think it’s time the Nets traded this big crybaby. Just don’t trade him to the Knicks because they already have too many crybabies themselves, which is why they finished in last place last season and they’ll finish in last place for the next five seasons unless they trade for LeBron James, who’s the only player who can lead the Knicks to that long elusive third NBA title James Dolan wanted yesterday.

Allergic to gym floor finishes.

He injured himself tripping over his ego.

Can’t ball during any month with an “R” in it.

My contract is guaranteed, why risk injury.

No longer travels by plane. Did his own research and determined flight is not possible.

There’s a dangerous ask, Tank ;O

He forgot where he was and couldn’t find the arena

suffering effects of long COVID

Who?

Like Kaepernick——don’t care, if they don’t care for the team or fans I’ve got nothing for them.

The fans boo to much.

Guaranteed contract, whether he plays or not

New job selling My Pillows.

WHO??

Sitting in a jail cell next to Neil DeGrasse Tyson after a Flat Earth Society vs Hayden Planetarium debate got out of hand.

Won’t play because KD won’t pass the ball.

He listened to advice from Colin Kaepernick.

I don’t know what excuse he will use, but I do know; No matter how high the talent level is, it’s useless if he doesn’t play. Although, I don’t think the Nets have come to that conclusion yet.

You’re going to get swamped,install backup for when your computer shorts out from overload

His foil hat won’t stay on during games.

wants to start his own hero ball league where passing is not allowed

he wont be able to make games as he will be busy accepting the lifetime non achievement award from the “this is what’s wrong with pro athletes society”