Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 28, 2022

Actually Bucky means, “He who lost a fang to a ferret.”

Satch, you are so happy in your gullibility, it is hard to tell you no.

So, Satchel, just how many bridges have you bought by now?

This cat’s got a future in Congress giving names to convoluted spending Bills.

Oh Satch, just know that you are loved!

Satchel when are you going to get wise to Bucky?!

Well, Bucky may have accidentally got one part of the horoscope correct. It does seem as though Satchel was born when a dim star was in ascension … ha ha!

As in Sad Satchel…

I just wonder where “Sack” gets all that money.

‘Venus in opposition with Chicago’ . ROFLOL

Bucky’s not far off.

It’s about as accurate as a real horoscope.

I once thought to set up a mail-order business charging to change people’s astrological signs.

“Tired of being a Pisces, when your Taurus gets better gas mileage? Change your sign; change your personality. Send checks – no change, please. You’ll soon have your astrological sign reassignment wall poster and an autographed receipt from our team of professional astrologers in Babylon.”

Aquarius: The white ball will be under the middle shell. Trust the stars. Invest all your money in this lucrative street game. – Night Vale Community Radio

Taurus: contemplate domestic turmoil

Aquarius: abandon hope for future plans

The characters are all in alignment today for the heavens to part and rain down a chuckle or three …!

@DennisinSeattle- And you would think that living with Bucky all these years, he’d have learned a thing or two by now!

“Bucky” most likely means “One who bucks”. Let a cowboy sit on him a while.

Satch is lucky he gets free room, board, and vet care.

If this doesn’t make it obvious as to why Bucky is the ongoing smart one among this lot, then it’s unlikely that anything else will.