Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 15, 2022

kid… call the medics … your dad is about to have a heart attack (or rather a heart jolt)

wow Adam, at least put on some dark glasses!

Let’s see, 22 coffees at $5 a piece (minimum)? That’s at least $110, better be some very good writing!

Will we see the strip of his fatal demise soon??

Adam the iron bladder

Is there a rehab for caffeine addicts??

At my worst I never drank 22 cups of coffee in 24 hours

However, I’m not sure what the exchange rate might be between my Nuclear Coffee and the coffee shop swill Adam is drinking

I predict solid reviews. “Frenetic.” “A head rush!”, and “What just happened?”

Oddly enough, I have been told by people I trust that they’ve had conversations with me in the wee hours of the morning and I don’t remember it at all. I suppose I can sleep with my eyes open and converse as well. Not sure how well I converse, but I guess it was okay.

If he’s asleep, he’s doing a pretty good job communicating.

Better sleep with a catheter too.

they call him ‘shrew’ because that’s how fast his heart beats.

I knew a guy who sometimes slept with his eyes open. I never witnessed it myself, but his wife said it was very disturbing.

22 coffees and I’d be in the hospital, assuming anyone found me in time.

Just think, 78 more coffees and you can move at light speed like Fry in Futurama. Bang out that manuscript in seconds! (Then grab a fire extinguisher to put out the flames coming from the keyboard)