Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 25, 2022

It’s the Shar Pei part that bothers him.

Neutron stars affect their surroundings, too. They might not put out as much heat or radiation as a yellow giant, but their gravity well is impressive!

Better than the Crab Nebula Satchel!

Gaseous, distant cousin to Marcus Flatulence and Claudia Uripadees.

Gaseous The Dog Nebula. Pure genius.

Given Satchel’s less than culinary food choices, I quake to imagine the assult on olfactory senses from his gaseous emissions.

Bucky would make a good experimental subject to determine how long a cat can survive outside the airlock in just his fur.

Bucky should be careful how far he goes, Satch could become a super nova and destroy all sarcastic cats that cross his event horizon.

and you get to do the neutron dance as well

At this point Satch….break me off a piece of that kit cat bar!

Bucky has no room to talk. Having 2 dogs and 1 cat I can say without a doubt the cat is far, far worse then the dogs when it comes to creating offensive odors.

Are you Sirius?

It was good enough for “Johnny Neutron”. :)

Growing on Satch and within, until … kaboom-a-nova …!

LOL!

Just get together and form a team and call yourselves “Errant, the Stellar and Interstellar Winds!”

Have we included Stephan Pastis?

The problem with nicknames, too often you have very little to say when you are awarded one.