Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 10, 2022

Best band ever: the Backsweat Boys

Well, monster, these days suburbs can be full of debauchery and bloodshed too.

“My sweaty back” isn’t quite as lyrically heroic as “My Left Foot.”

Oy! ….each has their own perspective

Vampyres sweat?

Stay away from Suffragette City, Gary!

We all know what happens to back sweat, and where it trickles down to, and frankly, that is the most horrifying image I can imagine. Thanks Gary.

Change into a bat and air yourself out.

Put on a short sleeve shirt and shorts, Gary. But don’t give us any more views in your underwear.

Save your sarcasm for someone who might Get It, Leopold. Gary is, I fear, beyond redemption. He is suburbanized….

Glad he didn’t say, “Schwety.”