Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 10, 2022

Doh. Snakes only read parseltongue.

Can’t let that stop you

This is why snakes usually not learns English.

Not that much of a problem for a critter whose jawbones are connected by rubber bands.

Dude you can unhinge your jaws ya know….

Yeah. Like he’s going to swallow that?

if he’s choking does he have a frog in his throat…?

This frog is known by the State of California to contain…

Good thing there’s no toddlers about.