Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 14, 2022

Number 1 or 2 I’m assuming?

wash the floor or clean the toilet

It’ll come to him in a flush

Brush teeth, brush hair, wash face, wash hands, clean tub, run a tub, take a shower, check to see if you left your reading glasses in there, etc………

Brush your teeth or shave?

Or brush your teeth.

That Depends.

After Howard designs a special toilet for the International Space Station, the guys rush to develop a fix to stop the toilet malfunctioning in space:

Howard: OK, now, this is an exact duplicate of “The Wolowitz Solid Waste Disposal System”, as deployed on the International Space Station.

Raj: Don’t you mean the Wolowitz Solid Waste Distribution System?

Howard: Okay make your little jokes, but out of the four of us, I’m the only one who’s making real world contribution to science and technology.

Raj: He’s right, this is an important achievement for two reasons. Number one and of course, number two!

What do you normally do in the library?

Yes, brushing or gargling after those frequent snacks.

Take medicine? Clean glasses? (My glass cleaning stuff is actually in my bedroom but the most common reasons why I forgot why I enter that room is to brush my teeth or to take my prescription meds.)

Seriously if it is a 1 or a 2 then it takes but a moment of contemplation to be reminded so it is unlikely to be those if he forgot.

Ask yourselves: “Which fixture is being featured in panel four?”

Three things if you count brushing your teeth…

actually, he’s looking for his keys

There’s also a sink in the bathroom…wash his hands, brush his teeth, shave, trim his mustache. So, it’s a lot more than “2 things”.

This is a male – odds are it’s one of 2 things!

Maybe he actually came in there for nothing.