Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2022

This is what happens to you if you have your “Jarvis” do all of the strenuous kicking for you back at home.

Someone should do a Royal Family spoof.

Jarvis probably could do no better.

There’s no bunting in kickball!!

?? baseball … except with a futbol? I thought I knew every game a boy could play.

Maybe Sedgwick should try basket weaving or Candyland.

His ego is what’s so far over their heads that they’ll sustain neck injuries.

Maybe but you’re being tagged out – by the pitcher!

Ahh…sacrifice bunt?

This is a good example of what we’re thinking of ourselves and what other people are thinking of us: nothing.

In pickleball (and I expect other sports as well), you can serve deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, and then throw in a change-up to shallow to catch the other team off guard.

Is there a fellow camper named Lucy who can help him???? :)

Good thing he is a runt and not a muscled aggressive type.

That’s OK. Just take a mulligan.

Yeah, right, Spinmeister Sedgwick!

We all know you’re a flop as an athlete!