Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    If Goat didnā€™t know already, he knows now not to let his guard down around Rat.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Actually, Rat, all your thoughts are self-replicating, just like any disease.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    before you criticize your enemies Rat, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you do criticize, you are already a mile away, and you have their shoes!

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    People with Alzheimerā€™s are very good at forgetting the past.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    And that is a good thing.

    Unfortunately there are other Rats in this world already.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 2 years ago

    One of my fears is that Rat may someday reproduce.

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    Binky  over 2 years ago

    Ratā€¦ youā€™re such a tool.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    The last panel says it all: Rat should be left alone.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Should not be replicated.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    If Rat thinks that people will let their guard down around him . . .

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    NullUnit60  over 2 years ago

    Rat should work for the FBI.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Rat would make a great Bond villain!

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    _lounger_  over 2 years ago

    saw that comingā€¦

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Rat just loves to build himself up by putting others down. He might be trying to compensate for the fact that heā€™s a fully grown rat and cannot get any taller.

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Itā€™s replicated all the time on social media.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    Rat got it figured out

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    well-i-never  over 2 years ago

    Self-professed stable geniuses are a dime a dozen and a drain on society at any price.

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    ā€˜And then you put a little something in their drinksā€¦Goat? Hm, strange. He seems to have left.ā€™

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Rat, is a rat is a ratā€¦.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Ratā€™s kind of genius should not be replicated.

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    AndromedaMike  over 2 years ago

    Gullible Goat. He gets sucked into Ratā€™s vortex every time.

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    Eric S   over 2 years ago

    Rat is a psychopath of course

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, rats often have a twisted way of ā€œrememberingā€ the past.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Mostly the people who have hurt you donā€™t know they need to be forgiven

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Learned them from reading Mein Kampf probablyā€¦..

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like the saying, ā€œLiving well is the best revenge.ā€ While Iā€™m not wealthy, my life has turned out to be so much better than that of the person who caused me so much grief, and Iā€™m good with that.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Not true, Rat. Itā€™s heavily replicated. Just look at national capitals.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Forgive, never forget, and always keep a list.

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    bunrabbit99  over 2 years ago

    why does rat always say the things iā€™m thinking?

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    ā€”Not that any sane person would want to replicate your ā€œgenius,ā€ Ratā€¦.

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    Wizard4168  over 2 years ago

    If thatā€™s true, then let us all fall to our knees and give thanks to whatever deity or cosmic force we might believe in.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    I donā€™t blame Goat for leaving in the last panel.

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