Strange Brew by John Deering for July 19, 2022

and it’s burned

The assassin unplugged it.

The toast with the most.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what side to put the butter on.

And here’s a toast to that “brave little toaster.” May it never make crumby decisions!

Just goes to show, anyone can be president if they have enough bread.

The country’s toast.

Let’s raise a toast!

A toast…

Lettuce prey, the burnt toast doesn’t get re-elected.

With help of the Taco Lady.

Even burnt toast would be an improvement.

well, when you consider that a portion of the electorate has the IQ of a toaster …

It won in spite of the White Bread vs. Multi Grain attacks, because of its Rye sense of humor.

Howdy doodly doo! Would anyone like any toast?

He won both the pop-ular and the electrical votes.

We don’t want no toast, no muff8ns, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!

Okay I waited long enough to give someone a chance to put up a link to Heywood Banks Classic, The Toast Song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB81Zzecd6w

This guy’s not qualified! But hey, we got toast!

Build it back, buttered!

With what we’ve been electing lately, the country is toast.

Would be better than what we have now

Uncle Joe is toast, no matter how you slice it