F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 20, 2022

thanks, i’ll remember that and I’m having pizza for lunch and dinner today

Any way you slice it, that’s good advice.

I had the exact same thought the other day, only it wasn’t about pizza.

When Mom was in her mid nineties I visited her for lunch about 4 times a week. She was in a four tier assisted living residence. She almost always requested pizza and wine for lunch.

Life is like a pizza with everything. And then your server trips, and you end up with a gooey mess.

Enjoy every sandwich – Warren Zevon

Sage advice.

10CC: ♪♫ Life is a minestrone, served up with parmesan cheese. Death is a cold lasagna, suspended in deep freeze. ♫♪ I don’t get that second line, but I always order minestrone soup at Olive Garden.

Famous last words of the one who originated the Princeton Pizza Experiment!

Exactly! Like manna from Heaven.

Unless it’s Hawaiian pizza, then move on to pb and j.

Thats pretty sound advice actually…

Good advice!

A good motto.

I hear you, Granpapa John!

You only go around once. Grab the pizza whenever you can…..

hope i never feel bad about that last gorging of spaghetti…..that’s the plan

Except Pizza Hut

amen