Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2022

This will take awhile.

The arc ends on Saturday, Marigold.

Marigold needs to cast a “get over yourself” spell on herself.

I know it’s Marigold, but I feel like this exact dialogue happened less than two weeks ago.

Of course, there’s more!

I have known people like this. I no longer know them… but then again, they weren’t unicorns!

Being a unicorn, Mari takes forever to get to the point!

One day, that idiotic horn horse is going to trip over her own ego and seriously injure herself.

Priorities.

Wouldn’t it be great if we all had Marigold’s self esteem? She’s not just puffing herself up. She truly believes in her awesomeness and owns it!!!!

Definitely a child of this generation….

She could really use an instagram account. Or twitter. Or tumblr? Look, I’m too cool for social media. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to write an essay-long response to a youtube comment on a video about capitalism. I’m gonna epic-own them with my based hot takes.

Or maybe I’ll just reply, “Capitalism sucks”.

is there any thing unicorns can’t say about themselves?

I dunno, I still keep getting epilogue-ish vibes here. Has this comic run out of plot ideas?

Unicorn.