The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 23, 2022

You won’t find much weather there …

With the temp outside at 95 degrees and the heat index of 106 degrees I’m staying inside too.

With my WIFI LED set, I spend too much time inside watching youtube programs. It’s really quite enticing.

Gladis asked. she didn’t say he had to leave the comfy chair now did she.

With a heat index of 108, I’m not touching that dial, not leaving my seat – unless it’s to grab a beer.

It can never be too hot anything is better than Frigid snow..

Brutus Thornapple, the man, the myth, the legend to a multitude of men everywhere. “Gladys, bring me a cold ice tea.”

Yes, only Brutus would say he wants a cold ice tea, like there is any other kind of ICE tea.

People are dying to get outside. Let em Brutus, I’m with you. Recliner, tea, me and cold air. And knowing that grass ain’t growing nor getting mowed in this heat wave. Smile.

I would have expected that answer from someone of the younger generation.

Give him space Gladys. After a week of Veeblefester’s abuse just vegging is very therapeutic for Brutus.

My kind of guy……

True intelligence, Brutus. A compromise.

Brutus looks like he is trying to hide the fact that he sat in some superglue. He’s not moving for anything.

She just wants him to leave so she can get a front row seat.

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Brutus is smart to check the TV weather before going out. No use wasting a perfectly good easy chair.

“Smoking cigarettes & watching Captain Kangaroo, now don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do…..”

it’s always good to consult the weather channel to confirm that the weather you see out the window is actually happening…

I have checked out many a beautiful day by watching The Weather Channel.

I dislike the heat and humidity. Makes me hot and tired.