Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2022

Hahaha hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin :-D

Quick, Jarvis, call the helicopter to take me to Walter Reed.

Clever, Meddick. :-D

I had to Google this… I couldn’t believe the SD moderator actually ignored a reference to female genitalia… But apparently it’s a real word… Don’t any of you feel embarrassed about using it ? At worst I’ve heard the belt-bag referred to as a bum-bag…

Idiot. Imbecile. Only thing keeping him from death by wrong-way street crossing or running with scissors is the MONEY paid to Jarvis.

The poppy seed strikes again!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2016/04/10

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2017/08/27

I was closer than i expected with my skittle pox joke yesterday.

I knew the price of tea in China was high, this just confirms it.

People that use that “price of tea in China” snarky retort thing are the most snooty of the snooty. Nothing makes me break all contact and never speak to a person again faster.

This one was really funny. Something about the hysteria, mirrors and underpants.

I expected the dots to be a prank of sort with a marker while he was sleeping…

Hope he isn’t due for drug testing anytime soon…

what

This is sort of like Opus thinking he had a tick on his posterior when it was only a stray bit of licorice.

Poppy seeds or Lyme ticks? Hmm. Sedgie may be in a suspiciously covid-like panic over nothing!

Now, help me, Lord, to unsee Sedgie in his tighty-whities!

I, for my part, like poppy seed hot dog buns (bagels, not so much)….