Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 03, 2022

Someone somewhere is quick with their camera. ✨

Who is having this dream sequence ?

But NASA will conclude it’s space aliens invading the earth.

There goes your dream, Jimmy—sorry.

NASA could probably use Joel’s homebrew fuel mix! (Jalapenos helped, I guess!

Well, it was powered by “moonshine”.

Fitting how Joel contributed to more space junk…

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Good news, everybody! That spaceship they built in Gasoline Alley out of garbage actually worked! Why is that “good news,” you’re probably wondering? Well, assuming that the geopolitical situation in the Alleyverse is more or less similar to ours, the boys manning the radar machines over at the Strategic Missile Forces of the Russian Federation are probably pretty on edge when it comes to unexpected rocket launches coming from the continental United States, so with any luck the sprawling Gasoline Alley cast of characters is about to be wiped out in its entirety by a series of nuclear explosions.

Aaahhh…I don’t believe it.They eventually realize they launched the parrot,too.

Crankshaft has some competition…Lol ( ͡  ͜ʖ ͡ )

That rocket looks a lot like the “neck massagers” sold in ads in the 70s.

This reminds me of a show … Salvage 1 !! …

Andy Griffith starred in it. It started out really good and intriguing!! – As it went on, it really fizzled out …

Okay, maybe this is some dream…

I get a “Green Acres” vibe.

Past the moon? Not even Apollo could make it in less than three days.

I think it’s just been established that Jim Scancarelli knows less about space than my five-year-old nephew. For starters, just how close does he think the moon is?

Diet Smith made the regular trip in less t han an hour