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Didn’t even know SHE played! That kind of talk got the priest to throw me out of religion classes. One of the “smartest-assed” things I ever said. Gave me a lot of spare time in the late 1950’s. Went to the movies every Thursday night.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day when they arrived at a tough, 215-yard par three, all over water. With the honour, Jesus stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. “That’s not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood," Moses said.
Jesus responded, “No, I saw Arnold Palmer play this hole the other day and he put a 4 iron five feet from the pin and sank the putt for a birdie.” Moses said, “I’m telling you, that’s not enough club!”
Striking his shot, Jesus put his ball into the water. He parted the water, walked out and got the ball and teed up again. Moses said, “I told you that was not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood.”
“This will be fine — remember what I said about Arnold Palmer.” Jesus said. As he struck his ball, it yet again went into the water. As Moses looked on in disgust, Jesus got his ball and teed it up for yet another try.
As he was about to hit shot for the third time, a foursome was approaching the tee with one of the golfers shouting, “What’s he doing hitting a 4 iron on this hole? He needs at least a 4 wood. Who does he think he is, JESUS CHRIST?”
“No,” replied Moses, “He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer!”
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
…but as you’re not Him you probably don’t got it.
jandjdevore over 2 years ago
Didn’t even know SHE played! That kind of talk got the priest to throw me out of religion classes. One of the “smartest-assed” things I ever said. Gave me a lot of spare time in the late 1950’s. Went to the movies every Thursday night.
MS72 over 2 years ago
There’s gotta be a devilish comeback for this but I’m on Empty.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
It’s all in what you were taught to believe…..
Mike, stop talking and hit the balls….
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day when they arrived at a tough, 215-yard par three, all over water. With the honour, Jesus stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. “That’s not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood," Moses said.
Jesus responded, “No, I saw Arnold Palmer play this hole the other day and he put a 4 iron five feet from the pin and sank the putt for a birdie.” Moses said, “I’m telling you, that’s not enough club!”
Striking his shot, Jesus put his ball into the water. He parted the water, walked out and got the ball and teed up again. Moses said, “I told you that was not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood.”
“This will be fine — remember what I said about Arnold Palmer.” Jesus said. As he struck his ball, it yet again went into the water. As Moses looked on in disgust, Jesus got his ball and teed it up for yet another try.
As he was about to hit shot for the third time, a foursome was approaching the tee with one of the golfers shouting, “What’s he doing hitting a 4 iron on this hole? He needs at least a 4 wood. Who does he think he is, JESUS CHRIST?”
“No,” replied Moses, “He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer!”
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
Apparently, god lives in Florida. :D