Liberty Meadows by Frank Cho for August 06, 2022

Teddy Bear was smiling until he had his operation…

Ah! A Careless Bear……….

Thanks, Brandy!!!….he’ll likely sleep with the light on tonight……

How to traumatize a duckling in one easy lesson. Actually, it didn’t do too much for me either.

Hang onto that bear. Child Protective Services is gonna want to use it again.

Notice the change in the bear’s facial expression?

Yup. The time came when I looked into getting a vasectomy. Just. Couldn’t. Do it.I still cross my legs when I think about it.

Explaining why Brandy never got past that “third date” rule with any man so far…

I had my vasectomy (in the late 80’s) at a teaching hospital so there were 10 or 12 men and women watching every move. The doctor asked “who shaved this patient?” and I responded, “I did.” “Really? Good job,” he said. Somehow, I was more concerned about the shaving than the procedure.

Those nails need to be registered as lethal weapons.

The whole idea of “putting Oscar to sleep” didn’t seem to bother him though…

Oooh.