Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 03, 2022

Love a good fight cloud! Andy would have to work up to two work days per week!

Quick, grab his hat, let’s see if he has any hair.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp only managing two brawls a week is classical my avatar is a spoof about jellyfish without having a single brain cell have survived for millions of years which i can say for a lot of people I know, how was your day? ours should be quite calm no shopping or errands to run, we are both in a good mood an will stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’ hot outside, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

The loser gets the job….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-3rd-august-2022-27612844

This is not funny. Brawls cut into drinking time. It’s best to stay hydrated and just in a bad mood.

And Flo can only handle two bailouts a week for that worthless bum!!

And in between brawls he is in a cell or before the Judge.

oh … oh i know .. so this is what a diet looks like?!?!

But it doesn’t look like he’s got a handle on it.

Too each his own.

I takes at least a week for a busted lip to heal.

Andy will eventually progress from twice weekly to twice, weakly !

I’m pretty sure Andy doesn’t pay any income tax because he has none to declare. But maybe the advice today in Close To Home would be good for Chalkie: https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2022/08/03

Two brawls a week that she knows of.

It’s only natural for Andy to slow down, with the brawls and the regular canal swim home, Andy is starting to burn his candle at both ends.

Reading some the various Wikipedia help desks can be entertaining. I just found a response by a Brit to a question about a “draft article” (many articles are created that way so they can be evaluated to make sure they fit the criteria before going “live”; articles created directly that don’t meet the guidelines often get deleted). The guy accidentally typed “daft” (which some articles written by newcomers are). It is generally accepted practice to mark out your mistakes but I saw the comments about the mistake in small print along with an apology.

That still takes plenty of energy! I wouldn’t call that “slowing down”

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Today I found out the beauty brand “Dove” have discontinued my favourite deodorant (Apple & White Tea) so I’m boycotting them.

Nah of course I’m not. I still adore their products so much. Anyway, I have 5 of those deodorants left. Until a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t know they made hand sanitizer. I saw some in a shop reduced to 30p so decided to try it. I carry it round in my bag.

I went to my volunteering but I only stayed there for nearly 2 hours. My friend had messaged me on Facebook and invited me round to his house. Bear in mind I can pick my own hours at my volunteering and can leave whenever I like. I was lucky enough to catch the bus straight away and got there just before 1:10pm. I visited him for an hour. It was great. We had not seen each other since May.

I’m meeting up with another friend tomorrow. We’ll either be going to the beach or the bar for a Coke. It depends on the weather.

I went to KFC after I had been to my friend’s house and then got the bus into town and went to the library. I’m still there now.

I’ve had a lovely day today. I hope you have as well.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Off topic (well, except for the drinking part), but I’ve been wondering for a long time: If ordinary drunks hallucinate pink elephants, does Catwoman hallucinate the Pink Panther?

Mrs. Teasdale (Margaret Dumont): Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don’t think I could handle any more.

In pro wrestling, Andy would be a part-time “jobber.”

If you can call that slowing down.