Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 03, 2022

TWO smart moves.

I suppose Trout’s mother turns enough tricks to afford ice cream.

You scream your way, Ice cream my way. (A take on the old “I scream for ice cream” bit.)

no Agnes … this is heavy metal training – you got it mixed up.

Nothing like a scream of terror with a mouth full of ice cream…

the random screams become more focused the closer you get to the end of the board…

I don’t believe that Agnes needs any practice at random screams of terror. It’s an innate talent of hers.

Hanging out with someone who randomly screams in terror is bad for your public image.

Random screams of terror is how I prepare for the next election.

If I wanted to hear random screams of terror, I’d go down to the methadone clinic

There is trash in the background of P1 and P3. They should pick it up.

You don’t need to practice those random screams, Agnes, they’ll just come naturally to you. Trust me.

Random screams of terror, don’t usually happen until I open my monthly bills!

Wasn’t “Random Screams of Terror” the name of a rock band?

“Random Screams of Terror”, good name for a horror movie either serious or a comedy.