Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 10, 2022

Once there was a girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good she was very, very good, and when she was bad she was better.

Grammar police pulling you over. You spelled “intentions” with an extra S. The bad S does not make you a bad@$$. Here’s your ticket.

In this case I think ‘good’ is a euphemism for ‘really, REALLY, baaaddd’.

Good Advice: Relieve her inner tensions — find the G-spot. (The “G” stands for “Goodness!”)

Get religion out of human sexuality.

Why is there a “Highway To H*ll,” but only a “Stairway To Heaven?”

Good Grief!

It’s good to be bad, but not bad to be good. So, are we good, here?

As a very wise* woman once remarked: “Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

(*not only very wise, but rather easy on the eyes.

I think it’s better!

If you say so, we’ll see how hot it gets…..

he says, eying her with bad intent…

Loved this one, John!

Mae West said: When I’m good, I good, when I’m bad I’m better!

“So let’s get started down that road.”

GUY: Hey Honey – help the old guy up, would ya?

GAL: Huh? Did you take one a those blue pills?!? ALL RIGHT!

GUY: No. My knees hurt.

Some tensions feel very good.

Lucky, lucky guy!

It’s good to be bad!

Goody

Whoa. Even 9 Chickweed Lane is getting into the act today. https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2022/08/11

“They say all good boys go to Heaven, but bad boys bring Heaven to you.”