FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 12, 2022

never bothered myself using a locker in my high school days — except gym class and tenth grade carpentry — as I didn’t have very many textbooks

Older brothers can be such sh!t heads….

mhm thanks Pete…. now she doesn’t feel stupid …. (but stupid-er, maybe)

I haven’t been in school for [mumbles] years, and I still sometimes have that anxiety dream.

You could crack those lockers open without tools….

Similar to mistaking someone else’s car for mine in a parking lot and wondering why the remote won’t unlock the door.

Now you can feel stupid Paige.

Even when I KNEW the combination, I couldn’t get it open. I always preferred normal locks. I never had an issue.

First weeks for Freshmen was one of the most entertaining things for teachers.

Never could use my high school lockers. They were always too far from any of my classes. I ended up using my band locker for some things, but mostly carried everything I needed.

I used the band room as my locker… Never had anything stolen, and it was a community school. So, quite a few years ago…

If I were Paige, I’d try to remember the number of the locker assigned.

I first used a locker in school in sixth grade. I was used to it by when I was high school freshman.