FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 21, 2022

this is insane

The funniest strip in this arc!

facepalm dude this is worse than coca

Andy needs urgently some of Doc’s nuclear coffe or something like that…

What flavor was that?

Now that’s a powerful decongestant!

Two Robax Platinum muscle relaxers will give you the same effect.

They left my poor husband comatose for four hours the other day lol!

I don’t remember the drug prescribed. I had broken my foot, severely. After the repair surgery when the pharmacist came by with the meds she looked at me and said to not operate a car or machines. Looked at the dose and said never mind. You wont do anything! Later in the week when I was home and doped up in zombie land Mrs tried to get me to the dinner table. I was too far gone. She told me later she said the “house was on fire!” I just said. “That’s nice.”

Two days after surgery to repair a torn leg tendon, I felt clear headed enough to phone a friend who had brought me flowers. When I did, she burst out laughing. Turned out I had already phoned her to thank her the previous day. I literally had no memory of that.

“Mom? I have to go now, I need to take the cat out of the oven and I left the cake out in the rain…”

ᔑ+˷+ᔐ

I know exactly what will give her a jump start: In another strip, when Andy had hay fever, she took an antihistamine with coffee.

When my dad watches football the house might as well catch fire. I once told him he had mold growing between his toes and he just said thats great without taking his eyes from the game.

Either (a) Jason is testing Andy’s limits, (b) he’s lighting the fence for some other twisted project, © he’s about to do it by accident, (d) Paige is lying to get him in trouble, or (e) she’s lying to test Andy’s limits.

Wow, she is REALLY spaced out!