Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 13, 2022

and i’d like people more if they weren’t so human

We all would

I wonder if the gocomics mods allow the word “p*ssy.” (No, they don’t.)

That’s just doggerel…

Precisely that is what makes cats attractive. I certainly wouldn’t want a dogish cat.

Well! I’m sure they would like you better if you weren’t so dog-ish! MEOW

Ironically, that’s a rather catty remark. Or is that rebark?

What if say… maybe they were more “Cat-er”… or maybe if they were the “Cat-est”…

“Catty” might’ve been more to point..? Swing and a miss..?

You want them to cater to your whims?

Are those really dogs - -- They are IGNORING the squirrel. Of course Ralph doesn’t mind. lol

That canine needs a flogging by a cat-o’-nine-claws …!

Squirrel!!