JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 19, 2022

Marcus’ Dad being savage as he is accurate. Marcus is bad at speaknig but NIcole geninely does not care.

Time to wind up this arc – or is Robb suffering from a bit of a block too?

Time to tell Marcus the family is tired of this BS and if he can’t bring himself to say the vows in public, then cancel the ceremony and either go to a justice of the peace with only a few witnesses or tell Nicole that Marcus needs to go through some therapy before he’s ready to marry her.

Nice point!

I know how you feel, buddy. I get stage fright and get camera shy all the time.

Highly unlikely that a defensive linemen has ever won the Heisman

Reminds me of the Seinfeld joke about fear of public speaking and giving a eulogy at a funeral.

Apparently he needs to get married in a stadium.. the only place he doesn’t get “performance anxiety”!

Man UP, Marcus!

Yass!! Go Dad!!

Another reason to do the wedding on Zoom. It’s less intimidating as well being cheaper, too.

Hey,Marcus,getting married is easy.ElizABETH TAYLOR DID IT ALL THE TIME!

There used to be such a thing as marriage by proxy, but I don’t think “I don’t want to say the vows out loud” was sufficient justification for it.

Clayton for the win!

Maybe Marcus won’t freeze if the vows were projected on a jumbotron?

Hire an ASL coach.