There has to be a scientific study on girl cooties. While highly transmissible, they are rarely ever fatal.
Like some other childhood diseases, it’s better to get them as a boy than getting them after puberty sets in. After puberty, it combines with the testosterone in a boy’s system to mess with his brain, producing a zombie-like state manifested by things such as being tongue-tied and doing stupid things in the presence of the girl.
Also, boys have a natural immunity to some girl cooties. For example, you can not get girl cooties from your sister or first cousin or any woman older than 18.
I am sure that further research will yield more interesting results.
Little known fact: the USPS has been photographing the exterior of all mail, both envelopes and packages, since 2013. However, this is not a real-time process and the images are only reviewed in criminal matters. So, don’t expect the system to reject S.W.A.K. and smiley hearts. :)
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Let Mom open it. She is immune to girl stuff.
codycab about 2 years ago
“This message will self destruct in 3…2…1.”
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
What if the post office worker who screened it was a girl, Calvin, then what?
Sugar Bombs 95 about 2 years ago
Might be a fan letter from Phoebe, since her comic took a lot of influence from yours.
C about 2 years ago
Time to pull out the magic decoder ring
in.amongst about 2 years ago
“GAAAAA” , indeed – Calvin.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago
i still say it is from Danae over in Non Sequitur… she has that skull on her dress.
Robin Harwood about 2 years ago
Isn’t it illegal to send girl germs (cooties, to Americans) through the post?
eastern.woods.metal about 2 years ago
Do a DNA test on the back of the stamp
BigDaveGlass about 2 years ago
Still say it’s Susie, the flirt!
einarbt about 2 years ago
Gloves? No get the hazmat suit.
g04922 about 2 years ago
OMG… Susie sent him an invite to her Birthday Party??
dflak about 2 years ago
There has to be a scientific study on girl cooties. While highly transmissible, they are rarely ever fatal.
Like some other childhood diseases, it’s better to get them as a boy than getting them after puberty sets in. After puberty, it combines with the testosterone in a boy’s system to mess with his brain, producing a zombie-like state manifested by things such as being tongue-tied and doing stupid things in the presence of the girl.
Also, boys have a natural immunity to some girl cooties. For example, you can not get girl cooties from your sister or first cousin or any woman older than 18.
I am sure that further research will yield more interesting results.
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Maybe there’s a black widow spider in that envelope waiting to jump out and bite him (idea taken from an episode of THE GOLDEN GIRLS).
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
In a few years Calvin’s attitude will change…..LOL
Redd Panda about 2 years ago
Maybe it’s a Tiger Gag?
artegal about 2 years ago
And this was before people started mailing white powdery substances.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well, even if it is an icky old girl, at least it’s Halloween and not Valentines. Plus, you gotta admit, it is scary. Right?
Snolep about 2 years ago
Love Hobbes’ expression in the 3rd panel.
rshive about 2 years ago
Certainly not well enough, Calvin.
SweetSinger about 2 years ago
X-ray scan for girl cooties.
gantech about 2 years ago
Talk about denial…he’s gotta know it’s Suzie.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
Cooties:
https://i.etsystatic.com/20243474/r/il/67478f/3939300307/il_fullxfull.3939300307_gx1o.jpg
From the Cootie Planet?:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61lkxQTpGUL._AC_SL1024_.jpg
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Little known fact: the USPS has been photographing the exterior of all mail, both envelopes and packages, since 2013. However, this is not a real-time process and the images are only reviewed in criminal matters. So, don’t expect the system to reject S.W.A.K. and smiley hearts. :)
zarilla about 2 years ago
Someday he’ll most likely like girls, cooties or not. What are cooties, anyway.
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Cooties or boogers?
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Yeah!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Of course Hobbes defaults to girls.
wiley207 about 2 years ago
If it were a girl, it’d probably have to be a goth girl of some kind to leave such a skull drawing as a return address.