Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Let Mom open it. She is immune to girl stuff.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    “This message will self destruct in 3…2…1.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    What if the post office worker who screened it was a girl, Calvin, then what?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 2 years ago

    Might be a fan letter from Phoebe, since her comic took a lot of influence from yours.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Time to pull out the magic decoder ring

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    in.amongst  about 2 years ago

    “GAAAAA” , indeed – Calvin.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    i still say it is from Danae over in Non Sequitur… she has that skull on her dress.

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 years ago

    Isn’t it illegal to send girl germs (cooties, to Americans) through the post?

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Do a DNA test on the back of the stamp

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    BigDaveGlass  about 2 years ago

    Still say it’s Susie, the flirt!

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    einarbt  about 2 years ago

    Gloves? No get the hazmat suit.

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    g04922  about 2 years ago

    OMG… Susie sent him an invite to her Birthday Party??

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    There has to be a scientific study on girl cooties. While highly transmissible, they are rarely ever fatal.

    Like some other childhood diseases, it’s better to get them as a boy than getting them after puberty sets in. After puberty, it combines with the testosterone in a boy’s system to mess with his brain, producing a zombie-like state manifested by things such as being tongue-tied and doing stupid things in the presence of the girl.

    Also, boys have a natural immunity to some girl cooties. For example, you can not get girl cooties from your sister or first cousin or any woman older than 18.

    I am sure that further research will yield more interesting results.

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Maybe there’s a black widow spider in that envelope waiting to jump out and bite him (idea taken from an episode of THE GOLDEN GIRLS).

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    In a few years Calvin’s attitude will change…..LOL

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    Redd Panda  about 2 years ago

    Maybe it’s a Tiger Gag?

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    artegal  about 2 years ago

    And this was before people started mailing white powdery substances.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well, even if it is an icky old girl, at least it’s Halloween and not Valentines. Plus, you gotta admit, it is scary. Right?

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    Snolep  about 2 years ago

    Love Hobbes’ expression in the 3rd panel.

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Certainly not well enough, Calvin.

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    SweetSinger  about 2 years ago

    X-ray scan for girl cooties.

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    gantech  about 2 years ago

    Talk about denial…he’s gotta know it’s Suzie.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Cooties:

    https://i.etsystatic.com/20243474/r/il/67478f/3939300307/il_fullxfull.3939300307_gx1o.jpg

    From the Cootie Planet?:

    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61lkxQTpGUL._AC_SL1024_.jpg

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Little known fact: the USPS has been photographing the exterior of all mail, both envelopes and packages, since 2013. However, this is not a real-time process and the images are only reviewed in criminal matters. So, don’t expect the system to reject S.W.A.K. and smiley hearts. :)

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    zarilla  about 2 years ago

    Someday he’ll most likely like girls, cooties or not. What are cooties, anyway.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 years ago

    Cooties or boogers?

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    Yeah!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    Of course Hobbes defaults to girls.

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    wiley207  about 2 years ago

    If it were a girl, it’d probably have to be a goth girl of some kind to leave such a skull drawing as a return address.

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