Far be it from me to correct Moses and/or Eric . . . Oh, OK, I’ll correct them both:
“Why DOTH thy smoke follow me?” The subject is “thy smoke”, not “thou”.
(You’re hearing this from someone who every school-day for 12 years had the King James Bible read to him in public school by Pennsylvania law.)
They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said “someday you’ll find all who love are blind”
When your heart’s on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes
My first thought, like @the reader, was the NK Cole(?) ear worm. Then I started remembering campfires and it just kept getting funnier.
Just like mosquitos are attracted only to certain people…..
Can you do smoke rings, god?
This “God” being seem to be a big jerk.
God makes it difficult for Moses to toast his marshmallow, even with his long long staff.
Moses, we are in the middle of a drought, chop the bush down and put the fire out. Problem solved.
HAHAHA! Laughed out loud on this one.
that was me at every d*mn bbq i ever went to…
God may be using something annoying or bothersome it to get your (or someone else’s) attention.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Far be it from me to correct Moses and/or Eric . . . Oh, OK, I’ll correct them both:
“Why DOTH thy smoke follow me?” The subject is “thy smoke”, not “thou”.
(You’re hearing this from someone who every school-day for 12 years had the King James Bible read to him in public school by Pennsylvania law.)
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said “someday you’ll find all who love are blind”
When your heart’s on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My first thought, like @the reader, was the NK Cole(?) ear worm. Then I started remembering campfires and it just kept getting funnier.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Just like mosquitos are attracted only to certain people…..
Can you do smoke rings, god?
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
This “God” being seem to be a big jerk.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago
God makes it difficult for Moses to toast his marshmallow, even with his long long staff.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Moses, we are in the middle of a drought, chop the bush down and put the fire out. Problem solved.
ja over 2 years ago
HAHAHA! Laughed out loud on this one.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
that was me at every d*mn bbq i ever went to…
Doug K over 2 years ago
God may be using something annoying or bothersome it to get your (or someone else’s) attention.