Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 01, 2022

Ooh what you said, Bucky.

Love “whaling” wall.

Probably best to refer to it as the Western Wall for the situation at hand.

A full house would not beat this pair!

Waldorf salad is dolphin safe. You’ll go nuts over it.

A wall of pizza would be nice.

Everyone is afraid of Bucky, not just dolphins.

Me too, Satch!

Oi vey …

I once was confused to see dolphin on the menu at a seafood restaurant in Florida. Turns out that’s also a name for mahi-mahi.

Are whales not kosher? I have no idea.

A dolphin has no scales and is thus not kosher.

Porpoise = sea pig

A little schmaltz he wouldn’t mind having.

True story:

When I was about four years old, my parents took us on a tour of Old Jerusalem. When they told me we were looking at the wailing wall, all I could think of was that there was a huge pool on the other side where they went whaling. Hey, I was four. :-)

I am LOLing!!!

Surf’s up, Satch …! Are you the Fuzzy in Get Fuzzy …?

Why do some mostly advanced nations still feel the need to hunt Great Whales for food? Then to lie about it to the rest of the world. The same sort of people that believe powdered Rhino Horn puts lead in their pencil. Stop All Whaling Now before it’s too late.

In Israel you used to be able to get loaves and fishes…

Isn’t a Dolphin a mixed drink that gives you a headache for 3 days??

Kinda uncool with the holiday coming up.

Why don’t ya just kick sand in his face BIFF!!!

Cmon he’s a good worker

F4 = Program Terminated… Or is He/She? Narwhal… just give me a Big Mac. Don’t say that you love me … Just say that you Want me. Going Guns Maverick.