Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 23, 2022

Pretty much the same thing.

Dad: “It can be both. Don’t tell me it can’t, because it definitely can be both.”

“How’s about we put lead foil on the roof shingles and window shutters?”

Oy!

Definitely stalker realm-

He needs one of those under car inspection mirrors like that use at security check points.

So what? So does my smartwatch

Just remember, kids, that mall Santa already knows what you’re going to say. He has already read your mind. Bwahahahaha!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️