Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 24, 2022

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Tech: “Have you tried turning off your butt and turning it back on?”

    Spiders – nature’s first 3D printers.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Maybe it’s time for a software update.

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    distortion Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lay off the acid.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 2 years ago

    Tech Support will likely advise that Mr. Arachnid-SP10 (a valued customer) ordered the wrong version of Windows. He should have ordered Windows Webmaster for “Spiders,” that of course uses the proper octal system.

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Fancies himself a web designer.

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    I read that caffeine can mess up a spider’s web but they didn’t say how they got them to drink a cup of coffee.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    The dark web has a way of catching up and screwing everything up…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Somebody hooked a big something up to strained power supply lines. When the temperatures get close to 100F a phase drops out downtown and equipment goes crazy when single-phased.

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    WCraft  over 2 years ago

    Reboot (scrap it and start over)

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You could try Etch-a-Sketch. :)

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Strung out.

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