JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 22, 2022

Good friends are great at the backhanded compliment.

If Benny thinks he’s witty maybe he should try out, or does he have a talent for the show itself?

Teaching “witty”…this ought to be interesting!

Sorry, I was distracted by the bird tuckus in the third panel..

And hopefully, overcome his stage fright.

Or they could become the next great comedy duo. It’s hard to resist straight lines when they’re handed to you on a platter.

Most schools around here (California) have already started. I just looked up the School District of Philadelphia and they don’t start until next Monday the 29th. So I guess the kids do have one more week at camp!

An example of how weird English is: “Emcee” is an elongation of “MC”, which is an acronym for “Master of Ceremonies”. The short form was too short so they had to make it longer!

I would hate to have my kids away at camp the entire summer. Why have kids if you don’t ever want them around?

Just don’t joke about anyone’s hair.

Didn’t he used to call JoJo “boss”?

“You have nothing but potential. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but potential.”

“Fast on your feet” because we’ve already seen where “witty” and “slow on your feet” got us during the recent Oscar awards show.

If you wit get’s you in trouble, that fast on your feet will come in handy!