Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 05, 2022

First, “Fight pumpkins with pumpkins” is how we’ve got pumpkin spice Oreos, Twinkies and pumpkin scented hygiene products.

Second, I think the last panel reveals the next great final challenge for American Ninja Warriors!

I’d pay to see that.

Applying fire to the corn maze will generate a popcorn maze. The folks in the box seats should be pleased.

I’d buy seats to that myself.

Never mind Death Race 2000; this is the bloodsport of the future!

So far, this is my favorite of the new BI strips.

It takes forever for the corn to make its way out of the maze.

oh yeah, sign me up to buy box seats, too

Avoid the wardroom.

Flaming flying pumpkins for victory!

I had no problem with the corn maze, huge scythe of relief!

The pumpkin trebuchet (not making this up) holds a special place in punkin’ chunkin’ history. Allows for a much stealthier attack plan.