FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 12, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    why would a brother rand sister go to a fast food restaurant together where the brother doesn’t pay for the sister’s share? he has the part-time job and she doesn’t

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He wanted 2 Whoppers, and that’s exactly what he’s getting.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    That is why people who work for politicians don’t ask for whoppers.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    This was a ROFL.

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    Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Woao, that took a few seconds; and then pow, ha!

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    You have a clear complexion, girls like you, and you love tofu

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    roalflow  about 2 years ago

    My very first date at age 8 was to a DQ with a girl from just down the street. We went halves on a chocolate shake with 2 straws… she looked me sweetly in the eyes, then chortled and PINCHED MY PAPER STRAW, even slurping loudly as she finished it. It was only .35 cents total, but I really did NOT get my 17-1/2 cents worth!

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    Brian  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Took me a second, then it clicked.

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Took me a moment to get this one.

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