Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 25, 2022

If the guy’s gonna wear his gear, he should be ready for action.

Hot date.

You could either inflame the conversation or extinguish the mood.

Serious Hot Flashes

And all the time I thought she was ‘hot to trot’.

Will you stop, drop, and roll on the floor with me?

Stop, Drop, and Roll

Anyone else thinking “Liar, liar, pants on fire?”

… And that’s how he learned to stay away from hot topics in public.

When you’re “on fire” you should dance. Get her to hold your drink.

First saw this in my local newspaper. Not in color and totally missed it.

Fire ants in his pants (and elsewhere)?

I once listened (at a party) to a cabinetmaker telling the Sewer Commissioner (small town) how lucky he was in his choice of occupation: “You never get bothered for advise on how they can do your job instead of hiring you; there are no recreational plumbers!”

Getting ready to photograph a Pink Floyd album cover?

Great balls o fire!

Looks like they have a flaming idiot who needs putting out!

But, but….I’m on fire here.

Is it OK to shout “THEATER!” at a crowded fire?

He must’ve been telling one doozy of a lie!

I have just one burning question. :)

Some people just do NOT have proper social graces. Hmmph

Funny how nothing else is on fire in the panel — and nobody else cares.

So, the fireman should break out in spontaneous human suppression?

That stuff is definitely not comfortable enough to wear as casual dress!

Work uniform at a party?