Kliban by B. Kliban for August 26, 2022

What Sinnus the robber-torturer does on his day off: Racks up some ZZZZ’s. He pines for the good old days.

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It’s a win for everyone!

He must’ve been reading a do-it-yourself book.

Do-it-yourself traction?

Some people are not happy unless they’re tied up, and hanging around for the next project.

The commercially unfeasible “bondage hammock”. Not sure what part of his body he is using to read that book. :)

Makes you wonder if that dog is good with knots.

“C’mon, untie me, knotty dog, knotty dog.”

That is one hard position to get into by yourself.

Ahhh yes, who doesn’t love a little leisure-torture time?

He used to be much shorter before using this technique.

The Marquis de Sade on his day off! JOKE: What’s a sadist? Beats me!

A manmock.

Sometimes a body needs a good stretchin’!