Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 01, 2022

I’ve known many eastern Europeans with names that have 20 consonants in search of a vowel….❤

So what’s the weight of one million dollars using one million individual one-dollar bills?

In addition to Iran capturing those squirrels, Egypt detained a stork in 2013 and the Saudis arrested a vulture in 2011.

www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23962379

Iran must have caught wind of the toils Boris & Natasha had with Rocky….

The townsfolk of Hartlepool, during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, hanged a shipwrecked monkey, believing him to be a French spy!

And “Rhythm” is the longest word with no vowels.

Believe it! That’s narI very backward leaders.

Oh yeah? What about Vlpstrwhnboschwqmzpt? Huh? Explain that will ya.

Take care, may famed flying squirrel Rocky “Bullwinkle If You Pull Another Rhinoceros Out Of That Hat I’m Calling PETA And No Matter What Their PR Spiel Is They WILL Serve Moose Burgers At Their Annual Bar-B-Q” Squirrelord be with you, and gesundheit.

Now THERE’S an episode of Secret Squirrel I would have liked to see

i once captured 16 spying squirrels

Secret Squirrels? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dP7KX1qgyU

What’s the longest word you can type using only the top row keys of your keyboard? (hint, it’s 10 letters)

I had to look up the squirrel story and found several about different animals. From storks to cats to sharks. Very entertaining reading. Dumb, but entertaining.

The squirrels were prisoners,but their captors were nuts

They don’t have successful squirrel spies in America; the FBI is always on to them. They’re the ones who can cross the road and survive.

Funny. I just told a very clean joke and could not get it pass the censors…lol

Someone watched too many episodes of “The Secret Squirrel Show”

Another lie. We know they have been kidnapping our human citizens. Now we know they are kidnapping our squirrel citizens. Who is helping them?

Skyler White (Walter’s wife) showed him a skid of cash from the meth cooking businee in a self-storage warehouse. It occupied much of the space in the unit, & she told him she literally had no idea how much money that was.

Who knew that the etymology of “strengths” indicates Polish origin?

Now if thy are from Putin’s Russia, I believe it.

Some Ayatollah must have thought the Squirrels were Mossad/CIA agents

Excuse me, but rhythmics is also a longest word with only one vowel.

Nut doubt this subversive cell was headed by Secret Squirrel himself!

I can guess what Iran did to the squirrels. RIP.

I know two interesting family names. One is by mistake doesn’t have any vowels: Smrcz. It was supposed to be Smercz but at the registration of this gentleman’s name, they made a typo, and the family found it interesting, so the family name changed to this. The other one is Kschwendt, which has 1:8 vowel – consonant ratio. I think the first one has Slavic origin, the second one has German origin.