Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 29, 2022

Give it up dude. She’s taken.

Bad timing

Lesson number one , Timing, Timing is everything !

Quietly, while he’s not looking. Spray on him some ode de garlic and fish. Then see how long she hangs around him.

Maybe she would go on a double date.

“Well, I brought the defibrillator… Oh … I see you got my girlfriend’s heart going again, and are doing Mouth-to-Mouth. Look, as long as I have the Defib Unit here, can somebody use it on me? I think MY heart has stopped!”

The next day? The next day? The next day? OK How about June 15th 2035?

…and the dude responds “sorry, tomorrow I get my hair done”.

Not looking good, Marty

It’s okay…he swings both ways.

This reminds me of the Richard Nixon courting story—he would drive her to her dates with other men.

move on

I’m all booked up until next week, but I might be able to fit you in if there’s a cancelation. And don’t forget, kissing costs extra.

LOL! Myron Mishmuff?

Evidently Mr. Mishmuff has a bad sense of timing….what kind of school is this, anyways?

He/She can’t talk right now. Try later.

John, at least your dialogue makes sense with the drawing. In the original…not so much!

“Honey? I thought I got to hold a chicken when you said something about cluck holding”

“Honey? Why do our kids all have red hair?”

“Honey? What’s for dinner?”

John, wouldn’t it have been slightly funnier if his name was “Missmuff”? ☺

Well I could seeYou home with meBut you were with another man, yeahI know we ain’t got much to sayBefore I let you get away, yeahI said, are you gonna be my girl

“Are You Gonna Be My Girl” by Jet. Excellent song, although in my experience it didn’t work that way.

How about in an hour or two?

“You guys are having a fun date, may I join you?”

At least she’ll let you do her homework for her.

“that’s okay – i’ll wait…”

It would’ve been better if she wants wearing a wedding dress and veil.