Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 22, 2022

Looks like the both of you are way past a third date.

Out of the pan and into the fire

Hey, there’ve been marriages with that same timeline, believe me!!!

Unfortunately shes is not talking about the groom.

“Third time’s the charm. Maybe now I’ll fall in love with him!”

Is there a bun in the oven?

I take it she was being literal about the second date. No wonder she’s hoping for a better third date.

Toss up whether the 3rd date ends with a restraining order or in a lawyers office?

where was this gal when i was single…?

Well, it’s better than an arranged marriage when you didn’t know who the guy was….

“Hi. Mom. Just letting you know I’m bringing a friend home for the weekend.”

“How nice. She can sleep in your room.”

“Okay . . . about that . . .”

From hello to hell

She invited the bridal party to the Honeys-moon.

Best of the year

GAL: Hmmmm. I never noticed before how hot Reverend Jones is…I wonder…

GUY: What happened? Where am I? What’s going on?

She better change her SOP!

Oh, the things you’ll be doing for his total breakdown.

Hope he remembered the pre-nup!

You’ll see how that third date goes in about 9 months.

Wait till youl get a peak of the kid!

So that’s where I’ve been going wrong, trying to look dynamic and sound interesting.