Swabbie is not a Jolly “Dodger”.
Bring me my brown pants.
Look him in the eye (his one good and uncovered eye, of course).
Captain: Would I
Swabbie: Peg Leg
LOL! Good thing he doesn’t have a glass eye….
Hate it when someone has a bad eye and you feel like you’re looking at the bad one.
If the peg was on his other leg he would be alright.
Don’t worry about walking the plank, swabbie. It was used to make his peg leg.
“No-one wears ruffled shirts and purple trou like you, sir.”
Makes me thing of the sea chanty by Fishermen’s Friend “Being a Pirate”https://youtu.be/BmbLh5vPOjk
And dang, he doesn’t have a parrot to look at.
Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
Hello? My eye is up here
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/talk-like-a-pirate-day
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
Swabbie is not a Jolly “Dodger”.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Bring me my brown pants.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Look him in the eye (his one good and uncovered eye, of course).
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Captain: Would I
Swabbie: Peg Leg
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
LOL! Good thing he doesn’t have a glass eye….
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
Hate it when someone has a bad eye and you feel like you’re looking at the bad one.
ksu71 almost 2 years ago
If the peg was on his other leg he would be alright.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t worry about walking the plank, swabbie. It was used to make his peg leg.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
“No-one wears ruffled shirts and purple trou like you, sir.”
mcclurem Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Makes me thing of the sea chanty by Fishermen’s Friend “Being a Pirate”https://youtu.be/BmbLh5vPOjk
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
And dang, he doesn’t have a parrot to look at.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
Drgnslr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hello? My eye is up here
DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/talk-like-a-pirate-day