Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 03, 2022

Swabbie is not a Jolly “Dodger”.

Bring me my brown pants.

Look him in the eye (his one good and uncovered eye, of course).

Captain: Would I

Swabbie: Peg Leg

LOL! Good thing he doesn’t have a glass eye….

Hate it when someone has a bad eye and you feel like you’re looking at the bad one.

If the peg was on his other leg he would be alright.

Don’t worry about walking the plank, swabbie. It was used to make his peg leg.

“No-one wears ruffled shirts and purple trou like you, sir.”

Makes me thing of the sea chanty by Fishermen’s Friend “Being a Pirate”https://youtu.be/BmbLh5vPOjk

And dang, he doesn’t have a parrot to look at.

Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

Hello? My eye is up here

https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/talk-like-a-pirate-day