The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 05, 2022

Last nights pepperoni pizza?

Zin-g-g.

Not the Steve Harvey from tv. The newspaper guy.

I dont even have to dream for my wife to wonder what is wrong with my brain

Sometimes I wonder too

Looks like his dream censor was working overtime.

I hate dreams like that. Last night, Gavin MacLeod (?!) appeared in one of mine.

Oh, manny! I hate waking up from jumbled mess dreams! Sometimes I think my brain wakes me up on purpose, b/c IT wants to change the subject, leaving the conscience me to ask WHAT, under the canopy, was THAT!?!?!?

That’ll teach him to have anchovy, pepperoni and sauerkraut pizza before going to bed.

He lost me at ‘weird dream’.

I wish I could remember that much detail from my dreams. I have some really interesting ones, but I forget them almost immediately after I wake up.

Larry’s a Titans fan? Never knew. According to his shirt, anyway …

(At first I thought the shirt said “Titanic”. Oops!)