Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for October 02, 2022

Never understood decorative soap either. It’s soap, you use it to get your hands clean. Decorations shouldn’t be of items that have another purpose.

Those lemons are wax anyway.

If life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic.

And don’t dry your hands on her decorative towels either

I think the idea is that they’re guest soaps, you know, for guests. You want to use the family soap with mystery hairs? I prefer pump bottle soap.