Herman by Jim Unger for October 02, 2022

Big man. Big block.

He did ok for the first 20 steps but has been on hands and knees since. Look for him about breakfast.

There’s a lonely old widow on the next street. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean.

Not exactly Twiggy herself…..

Around the block for me is about a 10 mile trek due to a big lake in the middle of it.

One reason I do not live in Alaska or Greenland is that I cannot outrun a glacier.

Yes, I know, they are all retreating.

There’s probably a Bar somewhere along his route.

Hah! I’m smarter than him. I start at 3:00 that way I can be home and in bed by 10:00 PM.

Someone started a bariatric ambulance service with specialty lifting and moving equipment for transporting morbidly obese people. He advertised his one ambulance around the region to other paramedic organizations. His fleet is still growing.

I guess that heart attack idea did work, or maybe it was his mistress idea…..

probably stopped at the bar.