Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 16, 2022

Mark, you’re walking on thin ice!!! The Morality Police is just down the hall!!!

Aw, he misses Piggy.

Hey, while you’re there, could you please look for my proctologist’s wristwatch?

When you said you had a job for me I thought…

Never mind.

It seems that someone else always has a hand in whatever either one of them does.

Let’s all give Kermit a big hand…

Only 4 left….Looks like he gave someone the Finger.

Sorry, but I don’t get it. Any help?

Kinky Kermie.

It just got weirder. That’s the Hamburger Helper glove!

Wow, so many inappropriate jokes come to mind.

Give him a hand, but don’t bend over for him!

Give each other a high four!

Let’s give Kermit a big hand folks…..

I’ve read all the comments but still don’t see a connection between Kermit and Hamburger Helper. Obviously, it has a perverted context of some sort but for me, it is ‘Off the Mark’…. WAY off the mark.

For all you clueless people – he’s a puppet; it’s a hand; where does the hand go on a puppet???

Jeff Dunham explains it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62T2QMdcjvg

Sorry, Mark – I’m afraid this one of the few entries lived up to the title of your enterprise.