Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for September 09, 2022

My glasses frames are so thin it is hard to find them sometimes. Decided it is important to always put them in the same place. There are only three places they go: bedroom, the bathroom, and kitchen table. At least I am not panicked when time is short and they are ‘lost’.

I keep thinking that if I got LASIK I would be able to find my glasses when they fall off the nightstand.

This actually happened for real once at home, but with the remote and it was not intentional. Everyone was looking for the remote and I happily said: Call it! – the stares I got from the rest were enough to make me realize that it’s not my time, nor my place shrug

Reminds me of my mother once trying to call me on my phone (and leaving me a message) while I was shopping to notice me I received an important call… on the phone I left home.

Air Pods?

The problem with rimless glasses is that you cannot see them to find them when they are not on your face.

I can’t see well enough to find my glasses, and rarely remember where I put them. I solved this problem by keeping another pair on my den coffee table in a big pink case. I put on that pair to find the others.

You can call them. They just won’t come.

Of course she can’t find her glasses. She can’t see because she isn’t wearing glasses.