Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 09, 2022

That tombstone accurately reflects Ralph’s current thoughts.

What The?!?!

The Horror , The Horror !!

What about Thanksgiving?

I didn’t realize she took down the Christmas decorations.

Talk about the nightmare before Christmas.

He should be giving thanks.

A local big box store has already taken down most of its Halloween items and put up Xmas stuff.

:sigh: They already have the Christmas displays up at Home Depot…….right next to the Halloween stuff.

There is a reasonable explanation. It’s layered decorations. Put up Christmas decor, cover it with thanksgiving decorations, and cover them with Halloween stuff. When Halloween is over remove that layer and you’re ready for thanksgiving. Pull down thanksgiving decor on the Friday after and “Ping,” you’re ready for Christmas.

This is ridiculous!!!!

Shop early avoid the rush.

She is a wacko.

Hang the Halloween candy on the tree. Less trips to the kitchen.

Ralph hopefully doesn’t feel like decking the halls.

Happy Sukkot to all my Jewish friends.

I will say this probably saves June a lot of time, even it’s confusing. A woman I know keeps her Christmas tree AND Nativity scene up year round. But she is from Ghana and doesn’t worry much about our cultural customs. Ralph should just be glad that people don’t decorate much for Thanksgiving; THAT will be confusing.

She’s insane.